Me:*shows kathleen a girl's facebook status* "Dyeing hair mo blonde :) nd blue underneath" ... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! SHADJMAKSDAS.
Me:I FUCKING SAW HER YESTERDAY.
Kathleen:oh god. too funny.
Me:AND SHE WAS LIKE.. OH YOU'VE GOT BLUE IN YOUR HAIR NOW. AND ITS BLONDE ISH. AND I WAS LIKE I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE COLOUR IN. AND SHE WAS LIKE... OH I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOUR SISTER. AND I WAS LIKE NOPE ME TOO. AND THEN SHE FUCKING GOES HOME AND COPIES ME. OH MY GOD.
Kathleen:oh man. SHE KILLS ME.
Me:next it'll be jen. fuck.
Kathleen:I think this means you have groupies. BAHAHHA.
Me:oh god no.
Kathleen:well you know what they say. Mockery is a form of flattery. or something along those lines...