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I’d really like to eat my feelings right now.

kathleeneats:

But apparently it doesn’t work like that.

wait… it doesnt?

YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS? SKYPE.

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Anonymous:  What does your hands taste like?

chocolate.

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unendingbollocks:

astrovisionary:

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

i was highly entertained by this.

AMAZINGGGG

So entertaining.

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