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This just in

queenc0urtney:

I FUCKING MISS SURVIVOR

yes.

(via survivoraddict)

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sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via kaitmpayne)

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I made a lot of plans tonight and bailed on them all.
Oops.
Sorry not sorry.

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via sortofalexithymian)

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Kathleen and I are in America and we decided to get a pedicure and I just keep getting more and more done because I don’t know how to say no and English is not the first language in this situation and now there are fireworks and sparkles on my toes and like I am just not a fireworks and sparkles on my toes kind of person.

End rant.
Run on sentence of the year.

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