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chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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kayleyhyde: leakynews: In one brief interview, John Green manages to: 1. Not talk about his book!2. Talk about Pottermore sorting3. Show Hufflepuff house pride4. Make a Team StarKid reference5. Talk about his brother’s music6. Talk about LeakyCon7. Become a legendary fanfic pairing with a talking skeleton. From all of us at Leaky: great job, John! More at the LeakyNews story at the link! Harry Potter: what we all default to when we get nervous. 

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nicevagina: l0stkeys: assassinbutts: wenchymcwench: We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter: ‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave. I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?” My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.” Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks ‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’ It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.   Source : [x] this is beautiful I love this so much

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kurtfagerland: Jane is easily one of the most interesting people I know. Today she started her sleeve. Good times.

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wa11flower: I got laid because of this line.

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brewgiehowser replied to your post: I kind of stepped on my cat earlier and I think…

i’m pretty sure she’s plotting her revenge as we speak

I wouldn’t even doubt it. I’m pretty sure its a full moon and she usually sleeps in my window, so I mean - Something’s up.

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I kind of stepped on my cat earlier and I think she’s still holding it against me.

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That time @kathleenweaver and I made riding down different ways on the #friendshiptrail a weekly thing. #buffalo #city

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the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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