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When I walk home drunk I snapchat kathleen wallowing about boys, and sing to her. Apparently.

bury-your-flame:

Dear guys with really long hair: yoU ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE. 

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"

What I really, really, really want out of life is to travel. So I hope by 28 I’ve put a dent in my traveling. I want to do my travel young, because I think that’s when you have your experiences.

And as awful as it sounds, I want to see the world before I have children. ‘Cause have you seen parents on vacation with their young children? They just look so miserable! I don’t want to see the world with a screaming toddler that I have to fuss over.

And I want to see the world by myself - solo travel just appeals to me because you can go at your own pace, you can see what you wanna see, you don’t have to compromise, you can eat at what time you want to eat at, wherever you want to eat….

And you have this opportunity to meet people, you’re not stuck in the bubble of the group or people you came with, you get to expand.

That just appeals to me.

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Wes: "Do yer know John's last name?"
John: "I guess you know my secret. *sobs* My son is Frankie Grande, brother of Ariana Grande. I know, I'm pretty famous."

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baskauskas:

i never thought that john rocker would not be the most offensive to gay people this episode

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