Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

homelesstrolley:

cadywaah:

Your least favourite pairing.

 Mr and Mrs Mellark.
Even though they’re not fully written about, you can tell that Mrs Mellark is a bitch and Mr Mellark is the kindest person you will ever hear of. Mrs Mellark doesn’t deserve to have a relationship with such a nice man, he’s too sweet for her. Stupid bitch, complaining about burnt fucking bread in District 12. Gosh.  

OMG This is the best!! <3

Cady knows what she’s talking about.

yep.